I'm back. I've been here before; not in the shape of a shark but as a mangy goat sucking on a giant pacifier in the middle of the road. This time is different, this time I'm here to fuck your Tumblr shit up, this time there's more pictures of hot women in white pants and more recaps of that terrible HBO series Girls.
I write. You read. Let's do this.
Ask me nicely, I do bite. | Send me shit. Now.
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